Monthly Archives: February 2019

He and She: Crabby

She: “So, how did you like your lunch?” He: “Wonderfully crabby.” She: “Right. I’d complain about that crack if the crab salad hadn’t made me crabby.” He: “Hm?” She: “I pressed the crab in that can as hard as I … Continue reading

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Dude and Dude: The Lost Cause, Hawaiian Style

“A world premiere, dude?” “Tha’s whut it sez, yeah?” “Wit’ OC playin’ in it?!?” “Guess him an’ his trumpet ‘re comin’ up in tha world.” “Yeauh huh. S’long as ya don’ listen too close, dude. Hope he don’ ruin it … Continue reading

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He and She: Ought Notic

He: “So what did the physicians tell you?” She: “That it was high time that I stopped hacking.” He: “Holding out on me again, huh? Black hat or white hat?” She: “White gown. Or maybe white shroud if I had … Continue reading

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