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Category Archives: He and She
He: “Good night, love.” She: “I don’t [ptui!] think so!” He: “What’s the matter? Not sleepy?” She: “No! Because you haven’t saved me yet! You’re supposed to be my rescuer!“ He: “And what am I supposed to be rescuing you … Continue reading
She: “Breakfast!” He: “Good morning, love.” She: “Eggs Benedict!!“ He: “Right. You want me to get dressed this minute and take you to the local diner so your breakfast can turn traitor on you?” She: “No! I want Eggs Benedict … Continue reading