Category Archives: He and She

He and She: Breakfast Has Broken

Posted on June 21, 2020 by Amoeba

She: “Good morning, love. Have I mentioned yet that I’m hungry?” He: “No. Pleased to meet you, Hung …” She: “French toast?” He: “Can.” She: “French toast comes in a can?! He: “The better to toast you with, my dear.” She: “Wow. … Continue reading →

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He and She: The Outcasts

Posted on April 30, 2020 by Amoeba

She: “Dammit! These drains are a pain!” He: “A pain?” She: “Three of a kind. Thanks for reminding me. Not. I am so sick of having to carry these things around. I feel like some sort of feeding station in an urban fantasy … Continue reading →

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He and She: Just Sew Sew

Posted on March 25, 2020 by Amoeba

He: “So, the top one’s been washed, the bottom one hasn’t been, yet. Yes?” She: “Yes. Sigh.” He: “So what we have here is the incredible shrinking placemat?” She: “[grumble]” He: “Since the fabric on the top one’s wrinkled, I … Continue reading →

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