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Dude and Dude: Prize Turkeys

“‘Bout time ya got back from tha store, dude.” “Gimme a break, dude, I got distracted.” “Yeah right. Whut wuz her name, an’ how many seconds did she give ya afore she …” “By this, dude.” “Jeheezus, dude! Give a dude … Continue reading

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Dude and Dude: Dated

“OK, dude, what is that?” “I dunno, dude. Where is it?” “Outside.” “An’ ya think I’m gonna know whut it is? Ya think I’ve been outside enny more’n you have?” “Well, yer tha one whut talks wit’ OC. An’ he’s been declared essential, so he ain’t been locked up wit’ … Continue reading

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He and She: Scripts At Sea

She: “Friend of mine just paddled out into the harbor and got a selfie with the Cornelia Marie.” He: “That’s the fishing boat in the reality TV show ‘Deadliest Catch‘, yes?” She: “Yes, they’ve been filming in Hawaii. So?” He: … Continue reading

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