Tag Archives: funny dialogues

Dude and Dude Get Real

Posted on November 6, 2023 by Amoeba

“[…] uh, dude?” “Whut?” “Do I wanna know whut yer tryin’ ta feed me here?” “Fish?” “Inna bread bag? That tale’s kinda fishy.” “So would tha head an’ tha rest a it. Now tell me yer grateful it ain’t.” “Grateful … Continue reading →

Posted in Dude and Dude, food, humor, satire, We the People | Tagged , , , , | Leave a comment

Dude and Dude: Stash

Posted on October 22, 2023 by Amoeba

“So, dude, how’s yer stash?” “An’ yer aksin’ fer why? How long we been doin’ this?” “Ah, awhile now …” “An’ ya still ain’t figgered out that I don’t do needles? Sewin’ ‘r othawise? Glad ta know I’m worth nuthin‘ ta ya, dude. Thanks a pantload. An’ as … Continue reading →

Posted in current events, Dude and Dude, humor, satire | Tagged , , , , , | Leave a comment

He and She: Just Another Day of the Weak

Posted on February 2, 2023 by Amoeba

She: “Today is Wednesday, correct?” He: “All day.” She: “Wed-nes-day?” He: “Same rules of pronunciation used to say ‘Worcester’.” She: “What rules?” He: “Don’t get me started. The names of the days of the week have never made any sense. Why should they start … Continue reading →

Posted in He and She, humor, language | Tagged , , , , , | 1 Comment