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Tag Archives: funny dialogues
He and She: The Neuropath Less Traveled
She: “Pain.” He: “Sorry, I can’t see through it.” She: “I’d like to see my way through to the end of it, I’ll tell you!” He: “Word. Where does it hurt?” She: “I don’t know.” He: “[…]” She: “Don’t you roll your … Continue reading
Posted in He and She, health, humor
Tagged funny dialogues, neuropathy, pain, paths, puns, superhighways, wordplay, worker shortage
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He and She: Labor Day
He: “Propane.” She: “Not in favor.” He: “You don’t like windows?” She: “Of course not. They’re paneful.” He: “So would not being able to cook your dinner. So I have to go out soon, go to the store, and get propane.” She: … Continue reading
Posted in He and She, Holiday, humor, satire, We the People
Tagged catch-22, funny dialogues, puns, white-collar hypocrisy, wordplay, worker exploitation
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Dude and Dude: Baked-in Circuits
“Dude?” “Whut?” “Whut’re ya doin’ up this early? Itʻs barely light, an’ I can still hear more birds than cars.” “Iʻm hungry, dude. Tryin’ ta cook breakfast.” “ʻKay, dude, but don’tcha wanna be, like, awake afore ya start messin’ wit’ kitchen stuff?” “Tha’s … Continue reading
Posted in Dude and Dude, humor
Tagged cooking instructions, funny dialogues, microwave, misread instructions, puns, sleepwaliking, wordplay
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