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He and She: Aloha Owie

She: “Sweetheart?” He: “Yes, love?” She: “Did you by any chance get the number of that truck?” He: “What truck?” She: “The one that just roared by the house and knocked all the stuff off my shelves!” He: “Nope, sorry, … Continue reading

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He and She: Waffle, Certainly

She: “I’m so glad you’re home!” He: “I’m glad to be home too. But I wasn’t on the road all that long. Only two weeks.” She: “Precisely!!” He: “Um … whut?” She: “Have you got any idea what it’s like … Continue reading

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Dude and Dude: Balms Away

“What’cha got there, dude?” “Nice cuppa tea, dude. Want some?” “Yeah maybe. Smells kinda weird, yeah? A’most like ya tried ta put some lemon innit but didn’t have enuff. An’ tha rest a it smells kinda, like, weedy. But not ’nuffa that either. … Continue reading

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