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He and She: Kayakitiyak

She had prepared hash for dinner, and, as usual, He was making a hash of it. He: [sets a black peppercorn to one side of his plate] She: “Hey! You’re leaving out the best part! If you don’t want that, … Continue reading

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He and She: Pooling Their Resources

In case, dear reader, you’re tempted into thinking that Your Friendly Neighborhood Amoeba makes this stuff up …

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Dude and Dude: And the Goose Is …

“Dude?” “Yeah?” “Whut’re ya doin’ in tha kitchen?” “Tryin’ ta rustle up sumthin’ ta eat. Duh.” “They don’ deliver pizza no more, dude?” “I’m payin’ fer it wit’ yer good looks? B’sides, I jus’ might want sumthin’ that ain’t a brick a salt dyed … Continue reading

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