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He and She: Scripts At Sea

She: “Friend of mine just paddled out into the harbor and got a selfie with the Cornelia Marie.” He: “That’s the fishing boat in the reality TV show ‘Deadliest Catch‘, yes?” She: “Yes, they’ve been filming in Hawaii. So?” He: … Continue reading

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Dude and Dude: Heartless

WHITE’S STATEMENT Don’t lose heart. OWEN’S COMMENTARY ON WHITE’S STATEMENT … they might want to cut it out … BYRD’S ADDITION TO OWEN’S COMMENTARY ON WHITE’S STATEMENT … and they want to avoid a lengthy search. ============================================== “Dude?” “Yeah?” “This, … Continue reading

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Dude and Dude: Pro Forma

“Dude?” “Yeah?” “C’mere an’ lookit this!” “‘Kay, dude. Here I come. zzzzzzZOOM!” “Not funny, dude.” “Yo, dude. Dig up close an’ personal while it lasts. ‘Cause it ain’t gonna. What ya got?” “This form thingy I gotta fill out. Got all tha … Continue reading

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