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Dude and Dude: Dated

“OK, dude, what is that?” “I dunno, dude. Where is it?” “Outside.” “An’ ya think I’m gonna know whut it is? Ya think I’ve been outside enny more’n you have?” “Well, yer tha one whut talks wit’ OC. An’ he’s been declared essential, so he ain’t been locked up wit’ … Continue reading

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He and She: Scripts At Sea

She: “Friend of mine just paddled out into the harbor and got a selfie with the Cornelia Marie.” He: “That’s the fishing boat in the reality TV show ‘Deadliest Catch‘, yes?” She: “Yes, they’ve been filming in Hawaii. So?” He: … Continue reading

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Dude and Dude: Heartless

WHITE’S STATEMENT Don’t lose heart. OWEN’S COMMENTARY ON WHITE’S STATEMENT … they might want to cut it out … BYRD’S ADDITION TO OWEN’S COMMENTARY ON WHITE’S STATEMENT … and they want to avoid a lengthy search. ============================================== “Dude?” “Yeah?” “This, … Continue reading

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