Tag Archives: puns

Dude and Dude: Flu Id

“Dude?” “Yeah?” “haa … aaaa … aaaaaa …. aaaahCHOOO!!“ “Still ain’t funny, dude.” “Dam’ straight it ain’t funny, dude. Happy positive antigen test ta you, too!“ “Ya pretty much made sure a that just now, dude. That, an’ happy fever an’ happy cain’t smell nuthin’ an’ happy bummed out. Thanks … Continue reading

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Amoeba’s Lorica: Diabolical Lexicographer (Genome)

GENOME, n. A petulant and pedantic gnome from Nome with a chilly personality, insisting on proper spelling. One fine day in Bethesda, scientists were preparing to release the findings from their latest genome project, on the Mississippi Eighteen-Wheeled Crawdaddy (Megaplaustrum … Continue reading

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Amoeba’s Lorica: Diabolical Lexicographer (Balderdash)

BALDERDASH, n. Skinhead track and field. Headline event of the race to oblivion. According to extensive research by Professor C. B. Clash of the Point Roberts Smugglerʻs Academy, the term originated late in the first millennium of the Common Era … Continue reading

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