Tag Archives: puns

He and She: A Nice Hawaiian Shirt

Posted on January 8, 2023 by Amoeba

She: “Honey?” He: “Yes, m’love?” She: “How’d you like a nice Hawaiian shirt?” He: “Su … uuh, where are you going with this?” She: “To my sewing room. Where did you think I was going with that? Don’t you like the shirts that I … Continue reading →

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Dude and Dude: Auld Lang Syne Wave

Posted on January 1, 2023 by Amoeba

“… uh, dude?” “Yeah, dude? Anʻ whyʻre ya whisperin’?” “ʻCuz Iʻm tryin’ ta be real quiet, like it sez over there. Don’ wanna make no noise. Don’ wanna start no trouble. Yeah?” “[…] Riiight. Whoʻre you an’ what’ve ya done … Continue reading →

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He and She: The Neuropath Less Traveled

Posted on September 18, 2022 by Amoeba

She: “Pain.” He: “Sorry, I can’t see through it.” She: “I’d like to see my way through to the end of it, I’ll tell you!” He: “Word. Where does it hurt?” She: “I don’t know.” He: “[…]” She: “Don’t you roll your … Continue reading →

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