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Dude and Dude: Pro Forma

“Dude?” “Yeah?” “C’mere an’ lookit this!” “‘Kay, dude. Here I come. zzzzzzZOOM!” “Not funny, dude.” “Yo, dude. Dig up close an’ personal while it lasts. ‘Cause it ain’t gonna. What ya got?” “This form thingy I gotta fill out. Got all tha … Continue reading

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He and She: Breakfast Has Broken

She: “Good morning, love. Have I mentioned yet that I’m hungry?” He: “No. Pleased to meet you, Hung …” She: “French toast?” He: “Can.” She: “French toast comes in a can?! He: “The better to toast you with, my dear.” She: “Wow. … Continue reading

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He and She: Just Sew Sew

He: “So, the top one’s been washed, the bottom one hasn’t been, yet. Yes?” She: “Yes. Sigh.” He: “So what we have here is the incredible shrinking placemat?” She: “[grumble]” He: “Since the fabric on the top one’s wrinkled, I … Continue reading

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