Author Archives: Amoeba

Amoeba’s Lorica: Satellight

Posted on October 7, 2024 by Amoeba

The scientist sat in the living room of his cabin in the north woods, alone in the darkness. Alone, that is, except for the backstage murmuration of things done and things not done, of sins that required atonement and tasks … Continue reading →

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Dude and Dude: Schadenbow

Posted on September 22, 2024 by Amoeba

“Dude?” “Yeah?” “What tha forecast?” “Here? At this time a year? Ya know it well’s I do. ‘Dark. Continued mostly dark tonight …” “‘… wit’ widely scattered light in tha mornin’. That’s old, dude.” “Sue me. An’ it’s gonna get a whole lot … Continue reading →

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Amoeba’s Lorica: Academic Email Signature

Posted on August 27, 2024 by Amoeba

A man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest. – Paul Simon Name: Y. F. N. Amoeba Title: Senior Wheel Reinventor Pronouns: Yes. Also pro verbs. Department: Redundancy Department Institution: Dawg University Address: 1 Academic Circle   … Continue reading →

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