Author Archives: Amoeba

He and She: Ought Notic

He: “So what did the physicians tell you?” She: “That it was high time that I stopped hacking.” He: “Holding out on me again, huh? Black hat or white hat?” She: “White gown. Or maybe white shroud if I had … Continue reading

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Screwtape III: Damn Patriots

“WOOOOOORMSAP!!!“ “Y-y-y-yes, Master Screwtape?” “Get your fetlocks in here! I need you to tell me how I’m going to pull off this latest directive!” “A L-L-L-L-Lucifer Directive, sir?!?” “Number 20q90r7q4r054666 … um, damn! 20q90r7q4r054616! Who else around here gets to … Continue reading

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Amoeba’s Lorica: Meme-ories 21 (Done)

“Yo, OC!” What, dude?!? “Jeez. Have ya fergotten a’ready?” Dammit, dude, there’s only so much an Amoeba can take … “Yeah? An’ how many peeps got their microscopes out ta se ya flip, huh? Ya see any a yer peeps … Continue reading

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