Author Archives: Amoeba

Amoeba’s Lorica: The Anti-Maskers March (And Why It’s Wrong)

Posted on July 10, 2020 by Amoeba

If Mr Zimmermann will apologize for inflicting incompetent harmonica blowing on an unsuspecting musical audience, Your Friendly Neighborhood Amoeba will apologize for ripping off his tune. They’ll hate on you for coughing in their face, They’ll hate on you for … Continue reading →

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Amoeba’s Lorica: Delegation

Posted on July 6, 2020 by Amoeba

A work of fiction. Standard disclaimers. The delegation, in face masks and gloves, stepped off the bus from their five-star hotel, where each member had had a suite to demself*, and assembled at the end of the walkway leading to … Continue reading →

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Amoeba’s Lorica: Unmask

Posted on July 5, 2020 by Amoeba

With abject apologies to Danny Kortchmar and Don Henley. Docs ‘re beggin’ for more ventilators To put in intensive care, And all they want to do’s unmask, mask, The curves refuse to flatten, catchin’ people unaware, And all they want … Continue reading →

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