Author Archives: Amoeba

Amoeba’s Lorica: Antsy

A work of fiction. Standard disclaimers. *                    *                   *                   *            … Continue reading

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Dude and Dude: Pidginholed

“Dude?” “Yeah?” “Wtf are ya doin’?” “What ya told me ta do, dude! What’s it look like I’m doin’?” “Makin’ out like yer an idiot?” “At least I’m makin’ out like somehow. Unlike certain dudes a my acquaintance. An’ who’s … Continue reading

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Amoeba’s Lorica: The Tooth Hurts

Dentist: “So, my good man. What seems to be the problem today? And before you get started, please know that there’s a reason why I don’t schedule any appointments at 2:30 in the afternoon.” Patient (a bit taken aback): “Um, … Continue reading

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