Author Archives: Amoeba

Amoeba’s Lorica: Whose Genocide Are You On?

Posted on July 12, 2026 by Amoeba

HOLOCAUST, n.: Mass murder perpetrated by my enemies.SELF-DEFENSE, n.: Mass murder perpetrated by my friends. On the 1st of July, in the common era year 2026, the Presbyterian Church of the United States of America, after nearly three years cravenly … Continue reading →

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Amoeba’s Lorica: Car-Rascal

Posted on May 11, 2026 by Amoeba

Your Friendly Neighborhood Amoeba takes you back, dear reader, to the Common Era year 1965. In which the starry-eyed idealism of Camelot and the Great Society is being taken down by flaming crosses, flaming Quakers, flaming Buddhists, and flaming babies … Continue reading →

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Dude and Dude Handel It

Posted on April 18, 2026 by Amoeba

“Well, here we are again, dude, coolin’ our heels backstage while OC goes an’ tries ta break glass wit’ sound.” “Ya got sumthin’ betta ta do, dude? Like, cleanin’ yer room fer once?” “Don’ gotta now, yeah? I, like, got permission!” “Ta perpetrate a public … Continue reading →

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