Author Archives: Amoeba

Amoeba’s Lorica: Fruits of the Season

Posted on January 25, 2025 by Amoeba

One fine day at the local market … Grocer (entirely too cheerful): “Good morning, my man!” Amoeba (instantly wary): “G’mornin’, Hank. Yer awful chipper fer a wet ‘n’ rainy Monday mornin’.” G (unfazed): “And why shouldn’t I be, when I’ve got golden sunshine … Continue reading →

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Starship Train: Not Ill Logic …

Posted on January 20, 2025 by Amoeba

Boobyprize Event Log, Stardate 3H120.4. The Boobyprize has arrived at the Pwnu star system, assigned to check up on the humanoid civilization which had enacted a system of governance by constructed intelligence. The good ship and crew had expected to … Continue reading →

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Screwtape The Third: Vacscene

Posted on January 13, 2025 by Amoeba

Screwtape and Wormsap are observing a rare moment of low activity – ‘quiet’ not being a recognized state in the mandated cacophony of Hadean Estates Luxurious Living (H.E.L.L.). They are seated in Screwtape’s cell overlooking the lava fountain, which is … Continue reading →

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