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Dude and Dude: Pidginholed
“Dude?” “Yeah?” “Wtf are ya doin’?” “What ya told me ta do, dude! What’s it look like I’m doin’?” “Makin’ out like yer an idiot?” “At least I’m makin’ out like somehow. Unlike certain dudes a my acquaintance. An’ who’s … Continue reading
Posted in Dude and Dude, Hawai'i, language
Tagged funny dialogues, hanging weights, hawaiian pidgin, puns, try wait, wordplay
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He and She: Stoner Sea
He: “Tell me you weren’t planning to go to the beach today.” She: “OK. ‘I’m not planning to go to the beach today.’ Now tell me why?“ He: “Because you might get busted.” She: “Yes, dear. There is a reason … Continue reading
Posted in Hawai'i, He and She, humor
Tagged crabs, funny dialogues, high surf warnings, puns, stoner puns, wordplay
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He and She: Recipe for Road Rage
She: “Sweetheart?” He: “Yes’m?” She: “I just saw on Fa…” He: “Scraper alert!!” She: “No, we do not live in Boston (thank God!), and we do not keep a scraper in the car year round!” He: [sighs] “Just on the … Continue reading
Posted in Hawai'i, He and She, humor
Tagged "idiot behind me" bumper stickers, funny dialogues, puns, scraper (computer), scraper (ice), traffic, wordplay
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