Category Archives: Hawai’i

He and She: It’s the Season (Again)

He: “Yep, it’s here. It’s the season.” She: “No! Not yet! Can’t we wait until after Thanksgiving? I’m not ready for nonstop Ho Ho Ho. And I’m really not ready for nonstop Christmas music concerts! About the only times I get to see you between Black Friday and … Continue reading

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Dude and Dude: Pidginholed

“Dude?” “Yeah?” “Wtf are ya doin’?” “What ya told me ta do, dude! What’s it look like I’m doin’?” “Makin’ out like yer an idiot?” “At least I’m makin’ out like somehow. Unlike certain dudes a my acquaintance. An’ who’s … Continue reading

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He and She: Stoner Sea

He: “Tell me you weren’t planning to go to the beach today.” She: “OK. ‘I’m not planning to go to the beach today.’ Now tell me why?“ He: “Because you might get busted.” She: “Yes, dear. There is a reason … Continue reading

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