Category Archives: Hawai’i

Dude and Dude: Pidginholed

“Dude?” “Yeah?” “Wtf are ya doin’?” “What ya told me ta do, dude! What’s it look like I’m doin’?” “Makin’ out like yer an idiot?” “At least I’m makin’ out like somehow. Unlike certain dudes a my acquaintance. An’ who’s … Continue reading

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He and She: Stoner Sea

He: “Tell me you weren’t planning to go to the beach today.” She: “OK. ‘I’m not planning to go to the beach today.’ Now tell me why?“ He: “Because you might get busted.” She: “Yes, dear. There is a reason … Continue reading

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He and She: Recipe for Road Rage

She: “Sweetheart?” He: “Yes’m?” She: “I just saw on Fa…” He: “Scraper alert!!” She: “No, we do not live in Boston (thank God!), and we do not keep a scraper in the car year round!” He: [sighs] “Just on the … Continue reading

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