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Tag Archives: wordplay
He and She: Negated Negative
He: “Um … sweetheart?” She: “Yes, love?” He: “Did you bring the dog?” She: “The … dog?” He: “You know, the dog. Say ‘yes’.” She: “What dog?” He: “The cat then.” She: “I’ve been asking for a cat or a dog for years! And you … Continue reading
Posted in He and She, humor, language
Tagged double negatives, funny dialogues, pets, puns, smoking, wordplay
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Dude and Dude: Better Sit Down For This One
“Hey, dude!” “[…] Do I look like a scarecrow?” “Lemme put it this way, dude. If’n I brained ya, ya’d have one.” “Dude, yer a genius!” “Ya finely noticed?” “Yeah. Ever’ time I get ta thinkin’ that this social distancin’ thing is gettin’ kinda old … Continue reading
Posted in Dude and Dude, humor
Tagged cherry trees, funny dialogues, puns, Waimea, Waimea Cherry Tree Festival, wordplay
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Amoeba’s Lorica: One Fine Day At the Filling Station
Attendant: “Good morning, sir.” Customer: “Yeah? Whaddaya want?” Attendant: “For you to be wearing your mask while you’re here.” Customer: “Argh. You sheeple should by whying these damned masks!” Attendant: “Ours not to reason why, sir. Ours but to do what … Continue reading
Posted in Amoeba's Lorica, current events, humor, satire
Tagged brain dead, foreign objects, funny dialogues, made in USA, puns, storming of the Capitol, wordplay
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