Tag Archives: wordplay

Dude and Dude Do a Thing for Christmas

Posted on December 22, 2019 by Amoeba

“Merry Christmas, dude.” “Dammit, dude!” “… whut?” “How many Christmases I gotta tell ya? I ain’t marryin’ no chick what only shows up like once a year!” “That’s, like, once more than yer gettin’ now, dude.” “[…] Dude?” “Yeah?” “I don’ mind … Continue reading →

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Amoeba’s Lorica: Careful What You Wish For

Posted on December 1, 2019 by Amoeba

PEACE, n. In British English, alternative spelling of “pease”, which in American English drops the second “e” and becomes “peas”, the beady green vegetable that kids throughout the land love to mush into paste before not eating them. For parents, … Continue reading →

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He and She: It’s the Season (Again)

Posted on November 17, 2019 by Amoeba

He: “Yep, it’s here. It’s the season.” She: “No! Not yet! Can’t we wait until after Thanksgiving? I’m not ready for nonstop Ho Ho Ho. And I’m really not ready for nonstop Christmas music concerts! About the only times I get to see you between Black Friday and … Continue reading →

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