Category Archives: Dude and Dude

Dude and Dude Have A Bite

“Hey, dude.” “Dude!! Where tha hell ya been?“ “Out tryin’ ta do s… ah, stuff afore peeps start lockin’ us all down again.” “Yeah right. Ya really think …” “ACK!!!“ “[…] Out a practice, yeah?” “Ain’t that one a tha symptoms … Continue reading

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Dude and Dude: And the Goose Is …

“Dude?” “Yeah?” “Whut’re ya doin’ in tha kitchen?” “Tryin’ ta rustle up sumthin’ ta eat. Duh.” “They don’ deliver pizza no more, dude?” “I’m payin’ fer it wit’ yer good looks? B’sides, I jus’ might want sumthin’ that ain’t a brick a salt dyed … Continue reading

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Dude and Dude: Honestific

“Dude?” “What’cha got, dude? An’ is there a cure fer it?” “Ha. Ha ha. Ha. Here, dude, lemme thaw out yer COVID shot fer ya.” “Riiiight, dude. An’ when they hauls ya afore tha judge, what’re ya gonna say, yeah?” “That’s zactly whut I wanted … Continue reading

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