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Dude and Dude: And the Goose Is …
“Dude?” “Yeah?” “Whut’re ya doin’ in tha kitchen?” “Tryin’ ta rustle up sumthin’ ta eat. Duh.” “They don’ deliver pizza no more, dude?” “I’m payin’ fer it wit’ yer good looks? B’sides, I jus’ might want sumthin’ that ain’t a brick a salt dyed … Continue reading
Posted in Dude and Dude, humor
Tagged Captain Cook, cookbook, cooking, cooking the books, funny dialogues, puns, wordplay
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Dude and Dude: Honestific
“Dude?” “What’cha got, dude? An’ is there a cure fer it?” “Ha. Ha ha. Ha. Here, dude, lemme thaw out yer COVID shot fer ya.” “Riiiight, dude. An’ when they hauls ya afore tha judge, what’re ya gonna say, yeah?” “That’s zactly whut I wanted … Continue reading
Posted in Dude and Dude, humor, language
Tagged comparative and superlative, funny dialogues, here come da judge, judge's honorific, malapropism, puns, wordplay
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Dude and Dude: Emo Not Emo
“Yo, dude.” “What is it, dude? It’s a’most sack time.” “Don’t even think it, dude.” “… whut?” “Ya ain’t my boss, an’ ya ain’t gonna be sackin’ me, no matta how much ya think ya might like ta.” “Riiiight. Hate ta clue ya, dude, but … Continue reading