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Amoeba’s Lorica: Cold Comfort

Patient: “So what’s up, doc?” Physician: “Bugs.” Patient: “Very funny.” Physician: “Sorry. It is the day after Easter, I’ve got bunnies on the brain. And, begging your pardon, but I wasn’t the first to quote Looney Tunes.” Patient: “Touch√©. And … Continue reading

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He and She: Ought Notic

He: “So what did the physicians tell you?” She: “That it was high time that I stopped hacking.” He: “Holding out on me again, huh? Black hat or white hat?” She: “White gown. Or maybe white shroud if I had … Continue reading

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The Plague's The Thing

“The plague, dude?” “Yeah. OC’s in bed with it. Achin’ and painin’, coughin’ and sneezin’ …” “Ewww. I sure hope he’s washin’ his hands ‘fore he touches us with that keyboard of his.” “Wrong kind o’ virus, dude. We’re safe, … Continue reading

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