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Dude and Dude: Balms Away

“What’cha got there, dude?” “Nice cuppa tea, dude. Want some?” “Yeah maybe. Smells kinda weird, yeah? A’most like ya tried ta put some lemon innit but didn’t have enuff. An’ tha rest a it smells kinda, like, weedy. But not ’nuffa that either. … Continue reading

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He and She: Crabby

She: “So, how did you like your lunch?” He: “Wonderfully crabby.” She: “Right. I’d complain about that crack if the crab salad hadn’t made me crabby.” He: “Hm?” She: “I pressed the crab in that can as hard as I could … Continue reading

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He and She: Burger-lers

He: “Now this is a hamburger.” She: “You can say that again.” He: “OK. Now this …” She: “STOP!!“ He: “But you said …!” She: “Never mind. Stop talking. Eat. It’s broke da mouth. Act like it.” He: “And just … Continue reading

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