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Category Archives: food
He and She: Kayakitiyak
She had prepared hash for dinner, and, as usual, He was making a hash of it. He: [sets a black peppercorn to one side of his plate] She: “Hey! You’re leaving out the best part! If you don’t want that, … Continue reading
Posted in food, He and She, humor
Tagged chemical defense in plants, coriander, corned beef hash, funny dialogues, oars, paddles, peppercorns, puns, wordplay
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He and She: Doughnutty
She: “And you’ll be glad to know that, while you were showering and dressing for the conference that you’re driving to this morning, I got your breakfast ready for you.” He: “Great. Because by the time I get there, I’m … Continue reading
Posted in food, He and She, humor
Tagged breakfast, controlled substances, funny dialogues, malasada, pessimists, puns, wordplay
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Dude and Dude: Balms Away
“What’cha got there, dude?” “Nice cuppa tea, dude. Want some?” “Yeah maybe. Smells kinda weird, yeah? A’most like ya tried ta put some lemon innit but didn’t have enuff. An’ tha rest a it smells kinda, like, weedy. But not … Continue reading