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Amoeba’s Lorica: Careful What You Wish For
PEACE, n. In British English, alternative spelling of “pease”, which in American English drops the second “e” and becomes “peas”, the beady green vegetable that kids throughout the land love to mush into paste before not eating them. For parents, … Continue reading
Posted in Amoeba's Lorica, Holiday, humor, satire, We the People
Tagged Isaiah, peace, peace on earth, peas, puns, wordplay
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He and She: It’s the Season (Again)
He: “Yep, it’s here. It’s the season.” She: “No! Not yet! Can’t we wait until after Thanksgiving? I’m not ready for nonstop Ho Ho Ho. And I’m really not ready for nonstop Christmas music concerts! About the only times I get to see you between Black Friday and … Continue reading
Amoeba’s Lorica: The Tooth Hurts
Dentist: “So, my good man. What seems to be the problem today? And before you get started, please know that there’s a reason why I don’t schedule any appointments at 2:30 in the afternoon.” Patient (a bit taken aback): “Um, … Continue reading
Posted in Amoeba's Lorica, health, humor
Tagged dental visit, funny dialogues, puns, tooth, truth, wordplay
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