Category Archives: humor

Amoeba’s Lorica: Our Backwards Nation

Dear Reader, Your Friendly Neighborhood Amoeba, while (as usual) he was supposed to be doing something else, has compiled, for your reading pleasure, a List of the States of this North American Union, together with key attributes for each one, … Continue reading

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Dude and Dude: Prize Turkeys

“‘Bout time ya got back from tha store, dude.” “Gimme a break, dude, I got distracted.” “Yeah right. Whut wuz her name, an’ how many seconds did she give ya afore she …” “By this, dude.” “Jeheezus, dude! Give a dude … Continue reading

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Dude and Dude: Dated

“OK, dude, what is that?” “I dunno, dude. Where is it?” “Outside.” “An’ ya think I’m gonna know whut it is? Ya think I’ve been outside enny more’n you have?” “Well, yer tha one whut talks wit’ OC. An’ he’s been declared essential, so he ain’t been locked up wit’ … Continue reading

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