Tag Archives: funny dialogues

He and She: Waffle, Certainly

Posted on April 7, 2019 by Amoeba

She: “I’m so glad you’re home!” He: “I’m glad to be home too. But I wasn’t on the road all that long. Only two weeks.” She: “Precisely!!” He: “Um … whut?” She: “Have you got any idea what it’s like … Continue reading →

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Dude and Dude: Balms Away

Posted on March 3, 2019 by Amoeba

“What’cha got there, dude?” “Nice cuppa tea, dude. Want some?” “Yeah maybe. Smells kinda weird, yeah? A’most like ya tried ta put some lemon innit but didn’t have enuff. An’ tha rest a it smells kinda, like, weedy. But not … Continue reading →

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He and She: Crabby

Posted on February 24, 2019 by Amoeba

She: “So, how did you like your lunch?” He: “Wonderfully crabby.” She: “Right. I’d complain about that crack if the crab salad hadn’t made me crabby.” He: “Hm?” She: “I pressed the crab in that can as hard as I … Continue reading →

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