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He and She: Doughnutty
She: “And you’ll be glad to know that, while you were showering and dressing for the conference that you’re driving to this morning, I got your breakfast ready for you.” He: “Great. Because by the time I get there, I’m … Continue reading
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He and She: Waffle, Certainly
She: “I’m so glad you’re home!” He: “I’m glad to be home too. But I wasn’t on the road all that long. Only two weeks.” She: “Precisely!!” He: “Um … whut?” She: “Have you got any idea what it’s like … Continue reading
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