Category Archives: humor

He and She: Once Upon A Telecommute

Posted on March 20, 2020 by Amoeba

She: “Come to lunch!” He: “OK …” She: “… um … are you working?” He: “Yes.” She: “Well, you could have told me that you were too busy to stop for lunch right now.” He: “I could have, but I … Continue reading →

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Dude and Dude: This Is Not The Fund You’re Lookin’ For

Posted on March 14, 2020 by Amoeba

“So I wuz watchin’ this chick, dude …” “What wit’, dude? Binoculars?” “I don’ …” “So she couldn’ smell ya an’ run off screamin’?” “Riiight, dude. Go ‘head, try it yer way an’ have her run off screamin’ that yer … Continue reading →

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Kris an’ Murphy: Tary Fails

Posted on March 1, 2020 by Amoeba

Kris: “Spring break’s coming up, Murphy. Got any plans?” Murphy: “Yeah. Ten-hour days on grant proposals instead of on grant proposals plus teaching plus administration duties.” Kris: “This sounds like retirement how?” Murphy: “I can’t afford it and they can’t … Continue reading →

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