Category Archives: Kris an’ Murphy

Kris an’ Murphy: High Reanxietability

Posted on April 19, 2020 by Amoeba

Murphy: “Smokejumpers?” Kris: “What about ’em?” Murphy: :”They’re not back in the news, are they?!!” Kris: “Worried about losing your electricity again?” Murphy: “Kris, what part of ‘one crisis at a time’ do you not understand? We start getting wildfires on top of the … Continue reading →

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Kris an’ Murphy: And The Enemy, As Usual, Is …

Posted on April 5, 2020 by Amoeba

“If you’re a regular reader of FiveThirtyEight, you’re probably used to looking at data in sports — where basically everything that happens on a basketball court or a baseball diamond is recorded … “COVID-19 statistics, especially the number of reported … Continue reading →

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Kris an’ Murphy: A Cure-iosity

Posted on March 17, 2020 by Amoeba

Kris: “A million euros a month? Is that all?” Murphy: “You do realize, Kris, that a euro is worth a buck 10 right now?” Kris: “Big deal. I don’t see Lebron James settling for that. Or Tom Brady. To name two.” Murphy: … Continue reading →

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