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Dude and Dude: This Is Not The Fund You’re Lookin’ For
“So I wuz watchin’ this chick, dude …” “What wit’, dude? Binoculars?” “I don’ …” “So she couldn’ smell ya an’ run off screamin’?” “Riiight, dude. Go ‘head, try it yer way an’ have her run off screamin’ that yer a coronavirus … Continue reading
Posted in Dude and Dude, humor, nature, satire, We the People
Tagged coronavirus, funny dialogues, girlwatching, puns, wordplay, World Wide Fund for Nature, World Wildlife Fund, wtf
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He and She: Aloha Owie
She: “Sweetheart?” He: “Yes, love?” She: “Did you by any chance get the number of that truck?” He: “What truck?” She: “The one that just roared by the house and knocked all the stuff off my shelves!” He: “Nope, sorry, … Continue reading
Posted in current events, Hawai'i, He and She, nature
Tagged aloha 'oe, big island, earthquake, funny dialogues, puns, wordplay
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He and She: Sealed
He: “I really don’t understand how these people stay in business.” She: “Which people?” He: “The ones giving away all this free stuff in their products. Shouldn’t they be charging for it?” She: [Sigh] Sweetheart, haven’t we been through all … Continue reading