Category Archives: nature

Dude and Dude: This Is Not The Fund You’re Lookin’ For

Posted on March 14, 2020 by Amoeba

“So I wuz watchin’ this chick, dude …” “What wit’, dude? Binoculars?” “I don’ …” “So she couldn’ smell ya an’ run off screamin’?” “Riiight, dude. Go ‘head, try it yer way an’ have her run off screamin’ that yer a coronavirus … Continue reading →

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He and She: Aloha Owie

Posted on April 13, 2019 by Amoeba

She: “Sweetheart?” He: “Yes, love?” She: “Did you by any chance get the number of that truck?” He: “What truck?” She: “The one that just roared by the house and knocked all the stuff off my shelves!” He: “Nope, sorry, … Continue reading →

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He and She: Sealed

Posted on December 16, 2018 by Amoeba

He: “I really don’t understand how these people stay in business.” She: “Which people?” He: “The ones giving away all this free stuff in their products. Shouldn’t they be charging for it?” She: [Sigh] Sweetheart, haven’t we been through all … Continue reading →

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