Category Archives: current events

He and She: Aloha Owie

She: “Sweetheart?” He: “Yes, love?” She: “Did you by any chance get the number of that truck?” He: “What truck?” She: “The one that just roared by the house and knocked all the stuff off my shelves!” He: “Nope, sorry, … Continue reading

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Dude and Dude: Imagine …

“Happy New Year, dude!” “Meh. Ask me ‘gain inna couple hours, dude.” “‘Smatta, dude? Too many shots?“ “Didya see me on tha floor las’ night? I’m tuffa than tequila or firecrackers. But …” “Whose butt?” “Careful where ya’s goin’ wit’ that, Buttinski. Ya might not … Continue reading

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Dude and Dude: The Weight

“Hey dude!” “What?” “Ya see all this ’bout tha kilogram?” “Tha kill – a – what?!?” “Kilogram, dude! Kilogram!” “Yeah right. Hate ta clue ya, dude, but that ain’t even close ta funny.” “Huh?” “Get real, willya? As if social … Continue reading

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