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Category Archives: satire
It was sunset on a farm somewhere on the Great Plains of the North American continent. The landscape was brown, fading to gray as the sun set on the hazy western horizon, and the air was chill with the first … Continue reading
Attendant: “Good morning, sir.” Customer: “Yeah? Whaddaya want?” Attendant: “For you to be wearing your mask while you’re here.” Customer: “Argh. You sheeple should by whying these damned masks!” Attendant: “Ours not to reason why, sir. Ours but to do what … Continue reading
Click on dates to see posts. Historical notices, in italics, taken from here and here and here and here. 13 June 2015: The Amoeba laments being drawn into the 2016 election season a year and a half before the actual election. … Continue reading