Category Archives: satire

Amoeba’s Lorica: We Have Met the Enemy …

Amoeba: “AAAAAAAARRRRggghhhh!!!” Adama: “You rang?” Amoeba: “…. whut?” Adama: “I said, ‘You rang?’” Amoeba: “No, I did not ring. I screamed!” Adama: “Chocolate, vanilla, or neapolitan?” Amoeba: “Mint moose tracks. You been talking with Quilly or something? Who, what, and … Continue reading

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Screwtape III: Damn Patriots

“WOOOOOORMSAP!!!“ “Y-y-y-yes, Master Screwtape?” “Get your fetlocks in here! I need you to tell me how I’m going to pull off this latest directive!” “A L-L-L-L-Lucifer Directive, sir?!?” “Number 20q90r7q4r054666 … um, damn! 20q90r7q4r054616! Who else around here gets to … Continue reading

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Amoeba’s Lorica: Meme-ories 21 (Done)

“Yo, OC!” What, dude?!? “Jeez. Have ya fergotten a’ready?” Dammit, dude, there’s only so much an Amoeba can take … “Yeah? An’ how many peeps got their microscopes out ta se ya flip, huh? Ya see any a yer peeps … Continue reading

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