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Category Archives: satire
Amoeba’s Lorica: You Can’t Always Get What You Want
With apologies to Mick Jagger and Keith Richards. I saw it today at the checkstand, The very last pint of heavy cream. It was in another’s bag; I asked the lady, Is there backroom stock, or is that just a … Continue reading
Screwtape The Third: Terms of Entry
“Studying hard, Wormsap?” “Studying topside video archives, Master Screwtape. Hard is for the mining goblins, being trained to harvest adamant from the ice-bound lava flows. This training is for topside recruiters and contract sellers.” “Got it. But, black and white?” “The … Continue reading
Posted in satire, Screwtape III
Tagged freedom vs order, recruiting strategies, The Hunt (Twilight Zone)
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Dude and Dude: Auld Lang Syne Wave
“… uh, dude?” “Yeah, dude? Anʻ whyʻre ya whisperin’?” “ʻCuz Iʻm tryin’ ta be real quiet, like it sez over there. Don’ wanna make no noise. Don’ wanna start no trouble. Yeah?” “[…] Riiight. Whoʻre you an’ what’ve ya done … Continue reading
Posted in Dude and Dude, Holiday, humor, satire
Tagged co-sign (documents), COVID 2023, funny dialogues, New Year's Day, puns, sine and cosine, wordplay
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