Category Archives: Holiday

He and She: Labor Day

Posted on September 5, 2022 by Amoeba

He: “Propane.” She: “Not in favor.” He: “You don’t like windows?” She: “Of course not. They’re paneful.” He: “So would not being able to cook your dinner. So I have to go out soon, go to the store, and get propane.” She: … Continue reading →

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Dude and Dude: Twenty Twenty(hic!)-One

Posted on December 31, 2020 by Amoeba

“Um, dude?” “Um, whut?” “I just thoughta sumthin’.” “Jeez, dude. Couldn’t ya wait ‘least until noon ta start doin’ shots? Ya start now, won’t be nuthin’ left fer when tha ball drops, yeah?” “Ya sure we care, dude?” “Care ’bout … Continue reading →

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Dude and Dude: Prize Turkeys

Posted on November 22, 2020 by Amoeba

“‘Bout time ya got back from tha store, dude.” “Gimme a break, dude, I got distracted.” “Yeah right. Whut wuz her name, an’ how many seconds did she give ya afore she …” “By this, dude.” “Jeheezus, dude! Give a dude … Continue reading →

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