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Category Archives: Holiday
“Happy New Year, dude!” “Meh. Ask me ‘gain inna couple hours, dude.” “‘Smatta, dude? Too many shots?“ “Didya see me on tha floor las’ night? I’m tuffa than tequila or firecrackers. But …” “Whose butt?” “Careful where ya’s goin’ wit’ that, Buttinski. Ya might not … Continue reading
Your Friendly Neighborhood Amoeba was idly browsing the Internet on this US Thanksgiving Day 2018 (for which opportunity he is, as usual, indebted to the endless patience and forbearance of Quilly aka Dame Amoeba), when he came across a series … Continue reading
“Computer!” “Yes, Captain?” “Status report, ship’s complement. Verbal synopsis.” “98.7% of predicted efficiency, Captain. Negative deviation from norm due to a single crewmember, a yeoman in Engineering, whose productivity measures dipped over the past several stardates for reasons that could … Continue reading