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Dude and Dude: Auld Lang Syne Wave
“… uh, dude?” “Yeah, dude? Anʻ whyʻre ya whisperin’?” “ʻCuz Iʻm tryin’ ta be real quiet, like it sez over there. Don’ wanna make no noise. Don’ wanna start no trouble. Yeah?” “[…] Riiight. Whoʻre you an’ what’ve ya done … Continue reading
Posted in Dude and Dude, Holiday, humor, satire
Tagged co-sign (documents), COVID 2023, funny dialogues, New Year's Day, puns, sine and cosine, wordplay
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He and She: Labor Day
He: “Propane.” She: “Not in favor.” He: “You don’t like windows?” She: “Of course not. They’re paneful.” He: “So would not being able to cook your dinner. So I have to go out soon, go to the store, and get propane.” She: … Continue reading
Posted in He and She, Holiday, humor, satire, We the People
Tagged catch-22, funny dialogues, puns, white-collar hypocrisy, wordplay, worker exploitation
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Dude and Dude: Twenty Twenty(hic!)-One
“Um, dude?” “Um, whut?” “I just thoughta sumthin’.” “Jeez, dude. Couldn’t ya wait ‘least until noon ta start doin’ shots? Ya start now, won’t be nuthin’ left fer when tha ball drops, yeah?” “Ya sure we care, dude?” “Care ’bout … Continue reading
Posted in Dude and Dude, Holiday, humor
Tagged drinking age, funny dialogues, Prohibition in the USA
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