Category Archives: Holiday

He and She: Labor Day

He: “Propane.” She: “Not in favor.” He: “You don’t like windows?” She: “Of course not. They’re paneful.” He: “So would not being able to cook your dinner. So I have to go out soon, go to the store, and get propane.” She: … Continue reading

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Dude and Dude: Twenty Twenty(hic!)-One

“Um, dude?” “Um, whut?” “I just thoughta sumthin’.” “Jeez, dude. Couldn’t ya wait ‘least until noon ta start doin’ shots? Ya start now, won’t be nuthin’ left fer when tha ball drops, yeah?” “Ya sure we care, dude?” “Care ’bout … Continue reading

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Dude and Dude: Prize Turkeys

“‘Bout time ya got back from tha store, dude.” “Gimme a break, dude, I got distracted.” “Yeah right. Whut wuz her name, an’ how many seconds did she give ya afore she …” “By this, dude.” “Jeheezus, dude! Give a dude … Continue reading

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