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Category Archives: Holiday
Amoeba’s Lorica: Reindeer Gamed
The word reindeer is an anglicized version of the Old Norse words hreinn (“reindeer” [or “caribou”]) and dýr (“animal”) and has nothing to do with reins. – Wikipedia, accessioned 14 December 2023. Herman Elfropos, Chief Operating Officer (COO) of Santaworks LLC, sat in his office, which … Continue reading
Posted in Amoeba's Lorica, creative writing, fiction, Holiday
Tagged Christmas, Hermey the Elf, labor relations, physics of Santa Claus, reindeer etymology, Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
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Dude and Dude: Auld Lang Syne Wave
“… uh, dude?” “Yeah, dude? Anʻ whyʻre ya whisperin’?” “ʻCuz Iʻm tryin’ ta be real quiet, like it sez over there. Don’ wanna make no noise. Don’ wanna start no trouble. Yeah?” “[…] Riiight. Whoʻre you an’ what’ve ya done … Continue reading
Posted in Dude and Dude, Holiday, humor, satire
Tagged co-sign (documents), COVID 2023, funny dialogues, New Year's Day, puns, sine and cosine, wordplay
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He and She: Labor Day
He: “Propane.” She: “Not in favor.” He: “You don’t like windows?” She: “Of course not. They’re paneful.” He: “So would not being able to cook your dinner. So I have to go out soon, go to the store, and get propane.” She: … Continue reading
Posted in He and She, Holiday, humor, satire, We the People
Tagged catch-22, funny dialogues, puns, white-collar hypocrisy, wordplay, worker exploitation
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