Category Archives: current events

He and She: Aloha Owie

Posted on April 13, 2019 by Amoeba

She: “Sweetheart?” He: “Yes, love?” She: “Did you by any chance get the number of that truck?” He: “What truck?” She: “The one that just roared by the house and knocked all the stuff off my shelves!” He: “Nope, sorry, … Continue reading →

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Dude and Dude: Imagine …

Posted on January 1, 2019 by Amoeba

“Happy New Year, dude!” “Meh. Ask me ‘gain inna couple hours, dude.” “‘Smatta, dude? Too many shots?“ “Didya see me on tha floor las’ night? I’m tuffa than tequila or firecrackers. But …” “Whose butt?” “Careful where ya’s goin’ wit’ that, Buttinski. Ya might not … Continue reading →

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Dude and Dude: The Weight

Posted on November 25, 2018 by Amoeba

“Hey dude!” “What?” “Ya see all this ’bout tha kilogram?” “Tha kill – a – what?!?” “Kilogram, dude! Kilogram!” “Yeah right. Hate ta clue ya, dude, but that ain’t even close ta funny.” “Huh?” “Get real, willya? As if social … Continue reading →

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