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Amoeba’s Lorica: Meme-ories 18 (If Pro Is The Opposite of Con …)

Posted on January 4, 2019 by Amoeba

“The king will reply, ‘whatever you did not do for one of the least of these, you did not do it for me. And as you sow, so may you reap.’”

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Dude and Dude: Imagine …

Posted on January 1, 2019 by Amoeba

“Happy New Year, dude!” “Meh. Ask me ‘gain inna couple hours, dude.” “‘Smatta, dude? Too many shots?“ “Didya see me on tha floor las’ night? I’m tuffa than tequila or firecrackers. But …” “Whose butt?” “Careful where ya’s goin’ wit’ that, Buttinski. Ya might not … Continue reading →

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He and She: Sealed

Posted on December 16, 2018 by Amoeba

He: “I really don’t understand how these people stay in business.” She: “Which people?” He: “The ones giving away all this free stuff in their products. Shouldn’t they be charging for it?” She: [Sigh] Sweetheart, haven’t we been through all … Continue reading →

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