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She: “Breakfast!” He: “Good morning, love.” She: “Eggs Benedict!!“ He: “Right. You want me to get dressed this minute and take you to the local diner so your breakfast can turn traitor on you?” She: “No! I want Eggs Benedict … Continue reading
He emerged from the bathroom and began to dress for work. She sat up in bed. “I dreamt …” He: “Wait …” She: “No try wait! I dreamt that I went out to tend the garden and I found a … Continue reading