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Dude and Dude: Twenty Twenty(hic!)-One
“Um, dude?” “Um, whut?” “I just thoughta sumthin’.” “Jeez, dude. Couldn’t ya wait ‘least until noon ta start doin’ shots? Ya start now, won’t be nuthin’ left fer when tha ball drops, yeah?” “Ya sure we care, dude?” “Care ’bout seein’ 2020 tha … Continue reading
Posted in Dude and Dude, Holiday, humor
Tagged drinking age, funny dialogues, Prohibition in the USA
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Amoeba’s Lorica: Un-complementary Plantings
“Thanks for coming out and looking over my orchard, Clem. I’m tearing my hair out here.” “Sorry, Fred, couldn’t tell.” “Why, thank y …” “You didn’t have no hair to pull out nohow.” “[…]” “Amirite?” “You’re also old enough to … Continue reading
Posted in Amoeba's Lorica, humor
Tagged citrus, funny dialogues, mock oranges, Murraya paniculata, oranges, puns, self esteem, tree communication, windbreaks, wordplay
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Dude and Dude: Prize Turkeys
“‘Bout time ya got back from tha store, dude.” “Gimme a break, dude, I got distracted.” “Yeah right. Whut wuz her name, an’ how many seconds did she give ya afore she …” “By this, dude.” “Jeheezus, dude! Give a dude … Continue reading
Posted in Dude and Dude, Hawai'i, Holiday, humor
Tagged Christmas, fall colors, funny dialogues, pumpkin spice, Thanksgiving, tourism during COVID
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