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Dude and Dude: This Is Not The Fund You’re Lookin’ For

“So I wuz watchin’ this chick, dude …” “What wit’, dude? Binoculars?” “I don’ …” “So she couldn’ smell ya an’ run off screamin’?” “Riiight, dude. Go ‘head, try it yer way an’ have her run off screamin’ that yer a coronavirus … Continue reading

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He and She: Crazed

She: “Sweetheart?” He: “Yes, m’love?” She: “I need a story!” He: “And where do you think we’re going to put one?” She: “Um …” He: “C’mon. You remember how this place shook during the last earthquake. It’s got all the stories it … Continue reading

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Dude and Dude Do a Thing for Christmas

“Merry Christmas, dude.” “Dammit, dude!” “… whut?” “How many Christmases I gotta tell ya? I ain’t marryin’ no chick what only shows up like once a year!” “That’s, like, once more than yer gettin’ now, dude.” “[…] Dude?” “Yeah?” “I don’ mind … Continue reading

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