Tag Archives: funny dialogues

Dude and Dude: Twenty Twenty(hic!)-One

“Um, dude?” “Um, whut?” “I just thoughta sumthin’.” “Jeez, dude. Couldn’t ya wait ‘least until noon ta start doin’ shots? Ya start now, won’t be nuthin’ left fer when tha ball drops, yeah?” “Ya sure we care, dude?” “Care ’bout seein’ 2020 tha … Continue reading

Posted in Dude and Dude, Holiday, humor | Tagged , , | 3 Comments

Amoeba’s Lorica: Un-complementary Plantings

“Thanks for coming out and looking over my orchard, Clem. I’m tearing my hair out here.” “Sorry, Fred, couldn’t tell.” “Why, thank y …” “You didn’t have no hair to pull out nohow.” “[…]” “Amirite?” “You’re also old enough to … Continue reading

Posted in Amoeba's Lorica, humor | Tagged , , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Dude and Dude: Prize Turkeys

“‘Bout time ya got back from tha store, dude.” “Gimme a break, dude, I got distracted.” “Yeah right. Whut wuz her name, an’ how many seconds did she give ya afore she …” “By this, dude.” “Jeheezus, dude! Give a dude … Continue reading

Posted in Dude and Dude, Hawai'i, Holiday, humor | Tagged , , , , , | 2 Comments