Category Archives: We the People

Amoeba’s Lorica: Careful What You Wish For

Posted on December 1, 2019 by Amoeba

PEACE, n. In British English, alternative spelling of “pease”, which in American English drops the second “e” and becomes “peas”, the beady green vegetable that kids throughout the land love to mush into paste before not eating them. For parents, … Continue reading →

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Kris an’ Murphy: If the Customer Is Wrong …

Posted on November 19, 2019 by Amoeba

“Are you already training my replacement? Piter demanded.“Replace you? Why, Piter, where could I find another Mentat with your cunning and venom?”“The same place you found me, Baron.”“Perhaps I should at that,” the Baron mused. “You do seem a bit … Continue reading →

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He and She: It’s the Season (Again)

Posted on November 17, 2019 by Amoeba

He: “Yep, it’s here. It’s the season.” She: “No! Not yet! Can’t we wait until after Thanksgiving? I’m not ready for nonstop Ho Ho Ho. And I’m really not ready for nonstop Christmas music concerts! About the only times I … Continue reading →

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