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What Did They Say Was Circling?

Posted on October 12, 2009 by Amoeba

“Dude?” ” … zzzzuuhmglzzuhhWha …?” “What do you get when you go around in academic circles?” “Dizzy, dude. Especially when you can’t get no sleep.” “Sorry, dude. But you did look awful funny, with your nose pressed up against the … Continue reading →

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The Wrack Of The Dudes

Posted on October 11, 2009 by Amoeba

She: “What’cha working on?” He: “Sea lettuce.” She: “Where? And what are you doing eating at your desk anyway? Don’t I feed you enough?” He: “No, love, not ‘see lettuce, bring your glasses’. ‘Sea lettuce, bring your bathing suit.’ It’s … Continue reading →

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Dude and Dude: Lick This

Posted on August 15, 2007 by Amoeba

“Tha’ wuz gnahlee, dude!” “Heh huh ha hee what, dude? You want to try speaking English?” “I am speaking English, dude! My mouth’s a little numb, that’s all.” “Just your mouth? And this is different from your usual how?” “It … Continue reading →

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