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Dude and Dude: Hail Caesar

Ave Caesar, morituri te salutant … “Hey dude!” “Do I look like a field of alfafa …” “Did you see where they dug up an old gladiator’s graveyard?” “What? Pads and all? Whatever happened to letting dead football players rest … Continue reading

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Slick

“Delaware, dude!” “What Delaware, dude?” “Alaska.” “You ask me, dude, I’ll say ‘Dude’s been into the funny mushrooms again.’ Let’s try once more, makin’ sense this time. What Delaware?” “Alaska.” “What did I just …?!?” “Do the words Exxon Valdez … Continue reading

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Dude and Dude: Luxury Box Living

“So, dude, how’s the house hunting?” “How should I know, dude? I ain’t never seen a house in camouflage going after big game, and I’m not sure I’d want to.” “No, dude. The big game’s in the house, on the … Continue reading

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