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Category Archives: he said-she said
He and She: You Know You Need A Vacay When …
Early one weekday morning in Hawai‘i … He: “Good morning, love.” She (still asleep): “Aaaagh! Nooooo!!” He: “Good morning, love!” She: “Stay away! Or I’ll use the catnip!” He: “Woof! Woof!” She (finally waking up): “Wha … dogs!” He: “What … Continue reading
Posted in he said-she said, humor
Tagged classrooms, funny dialogues, monster toddlers, poisoned water, puns, weird dreams, wordplay
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Amoeba’s Lorica: Blue Zone Blues
Thanks to Mr. Gallup & Co. … He: “So how come you’re not having trouble holding that down?” She: “… what?” He: “You heard me. You’re just sitting there with that piece of paper, calmly filling in the blanks and … Continue reading
Posted in Amoeba's Lorica, Dude and Dude, he said-she said, health, Kris an' Murphy, We the People
Tagged Blue Cross Blue Shield, Gallup, health insurance, HMSA, poll
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He and She: Running a Racket
He and She were enjoying a late-evening snack … She: “I didn’t expect you to serve me.” He: “Happy to do it, love. And I’ll even be gentle. A nice little lob. Just don’t get it into your head that … Continue reading
Posted in he said-she said, humor, Quilly, romance
Tagged criminal rackets, funny dialogues, He and She, presidency, puns, sports rackets, wordplay
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