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Category Archives: he said-she said
Early one weekday morning in Hawai‘i â€¦ He: â€œGood morning, love.â€ She (still asleep): â€œAaaagh! Nooooo!!â€ He: â€œGood morning, love!â€ She: â€œStay away! Or Iâ€™ll use the catnip!â€ He: â€œWoof! Woof!â€ She (finally waking up): â€œWha â€¦ dogs!â€ He: â€œWhat … Continue reading
Thanks to Mr. Gallup & Co. … He: “So how come you’re not having trouble holding that down?” She: “… what?” He: “You heard me. You’re just sitting there with that piece of paper, calmly filling in the blanks and … Continue reading