Author Archives: Amoeba

He and She: A Nice Hawaiian Shirt

She: “Honey?” He: “Yes, m’love?” She: “How’d you like a nice Hawaiian shirt?” He: “Su … uuh, where are you going with this?” She: “To my sewing room. Where did you think I was going with that? Don’t you like the shirts that I … Continue reading

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Amoeba’s Lorica: Enough Is Enough and Enough Is Too Much

How many more people do we have to enslave before We the People stop enabling the soul-destroying corruption that is professional sport, in these Untied States and worldwide? How many do We have to kill?!?

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Dude and Dude: Auld Lang Syne Wave

“… uh, dude?” “Yeah, dude? Anʻ whyʻre ya whisperin’?” “ʻCuz Iʻm tryin’ ta be real quiet, like it sez over there. Don’ wanna make no noise. Don’ wanna start no trouble. Yeah?” “[…] Riiight. Whoʻre you an’ what’ve ya done … Continue reading

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