Tag Archives: wordplay

Amoeba’s Lorica: Un-complementary Plantings

Posted on December 10, 2020 by Amoeba

“Thanks for coming out and looking over my orchard, Clem. I’m tearing my hair out here.” “Sorry, Fred, couldn’t tell.” “Why, thank y …” “You didn’t have no hair to pull out nohow.” “[…]” “Amirite?” “You’re also old enough to … Continue reading →

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Dude and Dude: Dated

Posted on November 1, 2020 by Amoeba

“OK, dude, what is that?” “I dunno, dude. Where is it?” “Outside.” “An’ ya think I’m gonna know whut it is? Ya think I’ve been outside enny more’n you have?” “Well, yer tha one whut talks wit’ OC. An’ he’s … Continue reading →

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He and She: Scripts At Sea

Posted on September 20, 2020 by Amoeba

She: “Friend of mine just paddled out into the harbor and got a selfie with the Cornelia Marie.” He: “That’s the fishing boat in the reality TV show ‘Deadliest Catch‘, yes?” She: “Yes, they’ve been filming in Hawaii. So?” He: … Continue reading →

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