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Tag Archives: COVID-19
With apologies to Billy Joel. Auwe! We’re living here in Kona town, Where the mayor’s shut the airports down, Bruddahs sneaking out onto the beach, Some fishing moi, some drinking bleach. Eh, our aunties sang falsetto for pay, While our … Continue reading
“The balloting is all over with at Princeton and the results are public. The favorite beverage of the senior class is whiskey. The favorite actress is Lynn Fontanne. The favorite artist is Arno, with Titian second and Leonardo third. The … Continue reading
Murphy: “Smokejumpers?” Kris: “What about ’em?” Murphy: :”They’re not back in the news, are they?!!” Kris: “Worried about losing your electricity again?” Murphy: “Kris, what part of ‘one crisis at a time’ do you not understand? We start getting wildfires on top of the … Continue reading