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Screwtape The Third: Computing R Us
“Wormsap, you’re looking positively diabolical. What’s up?” “Well, sir, it is that most devilish time of year.” “Yes, yes. All those devout, sanctimonious Christians raging on about how eggs are really Lucifer’s testicles [snort!], and they can’t even figure out … Continue reading
Posted in computers, satire, Screwtape III
Tagged Easter, Easter eggs, Microsoft, opiate of the masses, Steve Jobs
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“Y’know, dude, I’ve been thinkin’ …” “Jeez, dude! Stop it!! You’ll set off the smoke detectors! Y’want OC to blast holes in our ceiling too?” “Too late, dude. What I was thinkin’ was that, when we finish sprucin’ this place … Continue reading
Posted in Dude and Dude, humor
Tagged Bill Gates, Facebook, funny dialogues, Mark Zuckerberg, puns, Steve Jobs, wordplay
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Dude and Dude Fly United
“We do not!!” “Yeah? You haven’t flown coach lately, have you, dude? ‘Intimate’ doesn’t begin to describe it.” “Ew. How much for first class?” “More than your payperblaug can afford, dude. It’s a crowded world. You want to breathe, you … Continue reading
Posted in humor, travel
Tagged airports, Apple computers, Bill Gates, Dude and Dude, funny dialogues, Microsoft, puns, Steve Jobs, wordplay
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