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Screwtape The Third: Computing R Us

“Wormsap, you’re looking positively diabolical. What’s up?” “Well, sir, it is that most devilish time of year.” “Yes, yes. All those devout, sanctimonious Christians raging on about how eggs are really Lucifer’s testicles [snort!], and they can’t even figure out … Continue reading

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“Y’know, dude, I’ve been thinkin’ …” “Jeez, dude! Stop it!! You’ll set off the smoke detectors! Y’want OC to blast holes in our ceiling too?” “Too late, dude. What I was thinkin’ was that, when we finish sprucin’ this place … Continue reading

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Dude and Dude Fly United

“We do not!!” “Yeah? You haven’t flown coach lately, have you, dude? ‘Intimate’ doesn’t begin to describe it.” “Ew. How much for first class?” “More than your payperblaug can afford, dude. It’s a crowded world. You want to breathe, you … Continue reading

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