“We do not!!”
“Yeah? You haven’t flown coach lately, have you, dude? ‘Intimate’ doesn’t begin to describe it.”
“Ew. How much for first class?”
“More than your payperblaug can afford, dude. It’s a crowded world. You want to breathe, you gotta be enough of a mogul to pay for it. Speaking of which …”
“Who you callin’ a witch?”
“Boil and bubble, dude. I was wonderin’ how you came by that face of yours. But, hey. I knew that Microsoft, your rave fave, was big around here, but does the boss have to splash his name everyplace?”
“What’re you talkin’ about, dude? I switched to Windows 7 already.”
“And it almost works, too. ‘Course, compared to Vista, anything works. You were better off doin’ your word processing with stone axes. But look where we’re heading. ‘B Gates’. I ain’t seen such cheek since Donald Trump. And then there’s ‘A Gates’, and ‘C Gates’, and ‘N Gates’. Bad enough I gotta put up with Bill. Do I also gotta put up with all of Bill’s family members?”
“Right, dude. You’d prefer that the places they park planes were named after your favorite computer billionaire? That dude J …”
“Shut up, dude! You want to cause a stampede?!?“
The dudes sound like they got squished on the plane.
.-= NessaÂ´s last blog ..Donâ€™t Wine About Snow =-.
It’s the latest airline profit center, Nessa. Weight loss programs (see “pay through the nose for cheap snacks”). Or maybe body sculpting is the better term.
Seattle airport is special, isn’t it? You want to take a plane to your gate.
.-= DougÂ´s last blog ..The Reformation of Wolfshausen =-.
Doug, sssh! Don’t give them any ideas. Next thing you know, you’ll be booking the passage on Travelocity along with your flight.
the joys of delays
.-= tildenÂ´s last blog ..Please, help me choose… =-.
Well, Tilden, we got here anyway.
Sounds like you haven’t flown through DFW much!
Hope the sardine plane made it just fine!
.-= Mocha with LindaÂ´s last blog ..TSMSS – Wonderful Grace of Jesus =-.
No, Mocha, we haven’t. But we get your drift. “Gates 111-122”. Big family.
Thanks Dudes! For reminding me why it is I like to DRIVE! (as much as humanly possible…) I hate flying… truly…
.-= MelliÂ´s last blog ..Valentine Candy & A Little Devil =-.
Yeah, Melli, but we got used to flying ’cause driving anywhere from Honolulu was, um, not much of an option. Unless you owned a Jesus car. And they stopped making those, oh, a couple of thousand years ago.
United – The only way to fly!
Coordinating those wingbeats must be tough, Thom. How’dya do it? 😉
me got an award for you.
come and see
Shakira, thank you.
Yes, Shakira — thank you. You said some really sweet things about me.
.-= Robin from IsraelÂ´s last blog ..Fabric Bales =-.
Robin — don’t encourage him!
“Hey! I resemble that!”
“And you were complaining about me calling you a witch. But chill, dude. They were talkin’ about OC. Not us. We can do as we like.”
“We can? Oh. Heh, heh. Gnarly, dude …!”
ha, if gates were jobs… i’d rather not go there
.-= polonaÂ´s last blog ..more of the same =-.
But Polona, gates are jobs. I spent a lot of time on ranch land as a kid and all gates opened must promptly be closed, and the kids are the ones foisted in and out of the rig to do that?
So, Quilly, you and your fellow ranch kids received indoctrination from an early age on the necessity of making gates straight? Explains much …
Sorry Amoeba, gates are always crooked and they usually have loose and/or rusty hinges. Explains much ….
you awake yet?
Body’s are up. Brains aren’t firing ….
Glad you made it in time for the big snowstorm. 🙂
I have a friend who is a pilot for United. I can’t afford to fly United… and besides, I’m happy to sing with him on Sundays, but he *IS* married!
.-= kcinnovaÂ´s last blog ..Random Dozen: final February edition =-.
Rain so far, Karen. Thank goodness. And bless you for your, ah, restraint. 😉