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What Did They Say Was Circling?

“Dude?” ” … zzzzuuhmglzzuhhWha …?” “What do you get when you go around in academic circles?” “Dizzy, dude. Especially when you can’t get no sleep.” “Sorry, dude. But you did look awful funny, with your nose pressed up against the … Continue reading

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The Wrack Of The Dudes

She: “What’cha working on?” He: “Sea lettuce.” She: “Where? And what are you doing eating at your desk anyway? Don’t I feed you enough?” He: “No, love, not ‘see lettuce, bring your glasses’. ‘Sea lettuce, bring your bathing suit.’ It’s … Continue reading

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Dude and Dude: Drip Dry

“Dude! What the hell are you banging away at now?” “Well, dude, since the water’s out in the house anyway, I figured it was time to fix the faucet in the bathroom that’s been bugging you.” “Y’mean the drippy Chinese … Continue reading

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