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Dude and Dude: Where There's Smoke …

“Dude?” “Yeah?” “Did you hear that announcement?” “Which one? There’s lots.” “The one that says that this is a non-smoking airport.” “Makes me happy.” “Oh?” “Yeah. No smoke means I can see where I’m goin’.” “But …” “But what?” “But … Continue reading

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Amoeba Goes Secret

“Amoeba goes what?” “Secret, dude.” “Sea crit? Are we talkin’ ’bout the Gulf of Mexico again?” “No, dude. We’re talkin’ ’bout OC! Y’know, Mr. Comm …” “Delete it, dude. And tell him he wouldn’t need so much of that secret … Continue reading

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Dude and Dude: Hail Caesar

Ave Caesar, morituri te salutant … “Hey dude!” “Do I look like a field of alfafa …” “Did you see where they dug up an old gladiator’s graveyard?” “What? Pads and all? Whatever happened to letting dead football players rest … Continue reading

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