Amoeba Goes Secret

“Amoeba goes what?

Secret, dude.”

“Sea crit? Are we talkin’ ’bout the Gulf of Mexico again?”

No, dude. We’re talkin’ ’bout OC! Y’know, Mr. Comm …”

Delete it, dude. And tell him he wouldn’t need so much of that secret stuff if he’d bathe more often.”

“He bathes plenty often, dude. And he prefers Old Spice. But this ain’t ’bout his deodorants either. Yours, now …”

Not. What is it, then, dude? No, wait, don’t tell me, it’s a …”


“Arrrg …”

“A secret cove, in fact.”

Gnarly! Where is it?”

“I can’t tell …”

Why is it, then?”

“He’s on a retreat, dude.”

“He lost a fight?

“A scientific retreat.”

“Like I said, dude. I hope it works.”

“The retreat?”

“Yeah. ‘Cause the way OC’s been tellin’ it, if they don’t regroup and start winnin’ a few battles, them scientist fellers are gonna go extinct. And we don’t want that, dude.”

“How come?”

“‘Cause, if OC goes extinct, we do!”



“I’d keep that a secret if I were you.”

Quilly and I will be away Wednesday through Friday of this week. We may or may not have access to the Internet. Stay tuned.

  – O Ceallaigh
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All opinions are mine as a private citizen.

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9 Responses to Amoeba Goes Secret

  1. Doug says:

    Not really on-topic but I like Old Spice deodorant too.

    Enjoy your retreat at no charge.

  2. Bill says:

    Enjoy your Stay in your Secret Cove, someday you and Quilly will have to come visit my Little Part of the World.

    • The Amoeba says:

      Might could be, Bill, but (see the new post) I get concerned with how many pelicans I kill every time I travel anyplace my unaided feet can’t take me.

  3. LOL. Great to be on your blog again. Have a wonderful retreat. All the best on the speech.

  4. Karen says:

    I’m staying tuned. So are you home yet or what?

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