Category Archives: language

Dude and Dude: And It's Only October

“Du-UUUDE!! Are you nuts?!?” “Why do you ask, dude?” “Why do I ask, he says. The trade winds have died, dude. There’s not a breath of air anyplace. It’s flippin’ 90 degrees American. In the shade. Why in pluperfect hell … Continue reading

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The Wrack Of The Dudes

She: “What’cha working on?” He: “Sea lettuce.” She: “Where? And what are you doing eating at your desk anyway? Don’t I feed you enough?” He: “No, love, not ‘see lettuce, bring your glasses’. ‘Sea lettuce, bring your bathing suit.’ It’s … Continue reading

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Dude and Dude: Drip Dry

“Dude! What the hell are you banging away at now?” “Well, dude, since the water’s out in the house anyway, I figured it was time to fix the faucet in the bathroom that’s been bugging you.” “Y’mean the drippy Chinese … Continue reading

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