Monthly Archives: December 2018

He and She: Sealed

Posted on December 16, 2018 by Amoeba

He: “I really don’t understand how these people stay in business.” She: “Which people?” He: “The ones giving away all this free stuff in their products. Shouldn’t they be charging for it?” She: [Sigh] Sweetheart, haven’t we been through all … Continue reading →

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Dude and Dude: Prism Sentence

Posted on December 9, 2018 by Amoeba

“Didya catch it, dude?!?” “Afta I got my flu shots like ever’body’s been screamin’ at me ta do? I damn well hope not!” “Not tha germs, dude! Tha unicorn!” “… tha whut?” “Tha unicorn, dude! How couldya have missed it?” … Continue reading →

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Amoeba’s Lorica: Can’tabis

Posted on December 2, 2018 by Amoeba

ISSAQUAH, Washington, 13 August 2078 (API*): Residents in this pleasant Seattle suburb, nestled in the foothills of the Cascade Mountains, are in an uproar today over new and tough anti-smoking ordinances. The ordinances, adopted by the City Council by a … Continue reading →

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