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Starship Train: Take Charge

Posted on July 18, 2015 by Amoeba

“Computer.” “Yes, Captain?” “Charge my communicator 100%, please.” “Fascinating, Captain. Ancient history studies?” “Well …” “Shall I summon a security detail?” “How about a detail from the canteen instead, with a whiskey and soda? I suppose it shouldn’t surprise me, … Continue reading →

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Dude and Dude: Voghorns

Posted on July 8, 2015 by Amoeba

“Not happy, dude.” “Ya ain’t nevah been Happy, dude! If’n ya ain’t wantin’ ta be Dude no more, that gives ya, like, only six more choices. I vote fer Dopey.” “Not since ya smoked tha last a our stash, dude!” … Continue reading →

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He and She: Road Worriers II

Posted on July 7, 2015 by Amoeba

He and She were driving back from one of His rehearsals … She: “When will the people who make the road signs learn to spell?” He: “Hm?” She: “Since when does ‘car’ have an ‘E’ in it?” He: “So you … Continue reading →

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