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Starship Train: Buggy Whip
Kirkland: “The away team has returned with a delegation from Gamma Jakobi?” Solu: “Yes, sir, they’re touring the Boobyprize now.” Bones: “The horse-and-buggy planet sent a delegation?” Srock: “Yes, Doctor, they did. Who is in it, Mr Solu?” Solu: “There are two of them. … Continue reading
Posted in satire, science, Starship Train, We the People
Tagged Amish, climate change, human population explosion, planetary ecosystem collapse, science fiction, shortfalls of technology
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Starship Train: Cop-it-ulation
Science Officer Srock: “Fascinating.” Ship’s Physician Bonehead: “You can say that again.” Srock: “Very well, Doctor. Fasc …” Bonehead, Captain Kirkland: “STOP!!” Bonehead: “Must you always be so literal?” Srock: “Surely, by now, Doctor, you understand that mine is not … Continue reading
Posted in satire, Starship Train, We the People
Tagged current epidemic of sex allegations, dystopia, human reproductive biology, sexual mores
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Starship Train: Emocracy
“Computer.” “Yes, Captain?” “Tea. Long Island. And don’t skimp.” “That will max out your grog ration for this stardate.” “Yes, mother. As if I didn’t know you’d report me to Starfleet if I tried to sneak more. As if I … Continue reading
Posted in satire, Starship Train
Tagged democracy, hierarchy, individual rights, logic, passion, safety valve (steam engine)
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