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He and She: Cyberia

She: “AARRRRRGGGGHHH!!! I hate this phone!” He: “Again?” She: “Yet and still!” He: “So what did it do this time?” She: “What it always does!” He: “Explain.” She: “Specify.” He: “What did you ask for, and what did it do … Continue reading

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Dude and Dude: Siri

“Havin’ fun, dude?” “Yeah, dude! Sittin’ here cussin’ out Siri. It’s gnarly!” “Yer what?” “Y’mean y’ain’t never told Siri to, like, buzz off an’ listen t’her complain?” “Buzz off? That’s, like, kinda tame fer ya, huh?” “I used a euphemism, … Continue reading

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Starship Train: Take Charge

“Computer.” “Yes, Captain?” “Charge my communicator 100%, please.” “Fascinating, Captain. Ancient history studies?” “Well …” “Shall I summon a security detail?” “How about a detail from the canteen instead, with a whiskey and soda? I suppose it shouldn’t surprise me, … Continue reading

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