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He and She: Negated Negative

He: “Um … sweetheart?” She: “Yes, love?” He: “Did you bring the dog?” She: “The … dog?” He: “You know, the dog. Say ‘yes’.” She: “What dog?” He: “The cat then.” She: “I’ve been asking for a cat or a dog for years! And you … Continue reading

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Amoeba’s Lorica: Smoke Scream

Wednesday morning, 3 AM. The phone beeps. Hotel Desk Clerk: “[yawn!] Front desk. How may I help you?” Hotel Guest: “You can help me by sending someone up here and taking this sign out of my room.” HDC: “Sir?” HG: … Continue reading

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