Tag Archives: puns

He and She: Gorilla Guerrilla and How to Feed Them

She: “Breakfast!” He: “Good morning, love.” She: “Eggs Benedict!!“ He: “Right. You want me to get dressed this minute and take you to the local diner so your breakfast can turn traitor on you?” She: “No! I want Eggs Benedict … Continue reading

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He and She: Pop Pup Mews

He emerged from the bathroom and began to dress for work. She sat up in bed. “I dreamt …” He: “Wait …” She: “No try wait! I dreamt that I went out to tend the garden and I found a … Continue reading

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He and She: Aloha Owie

She: “Sweetheart?” He: “Yes, love?” She: “Did you by any chance get the number of that truck?” He: “What truck?” She: “The one that just roared by the house and knocked all the stuff off my shelves!” He: “Nope, sorry, … Continue reading

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