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Dude and Dude: Emo Not Emo

“Yo, dude.” “What is it, dude? It’s a’most sack time.” “Don’t even think it, dude.” “… whut?” “Ya ain’t my boss, an’ ya ain’t gonna be sackin’ me, no matta how much ya think ya might like ta.” “Riiiight. Hate ta clue ya, dude, but … Continue reading

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He and She: Negated Negative

He: “Um … sweetheart?” She: “Yes, love?” He: “Did you bring the dog?” She: “The … dog?” He: “You know, the dog. Say ‘yes’.” She: “What dog?” He: “The cat then.” She: “I’ve been asking for a cat or a dog for years! And you … Continue reading

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Dude and Dude: Better Sit Down For This One

“Hey, dude!” “[…] Do I look like a scarecrow?” “Lemme put it this way, dude. If’n I brained ya, ya’d have one.” “Dude, yer a genius!” “Ya finely noticed?” “Yeah. Ever’ time I get ta thinkin’ that this social distancin’ thing is gettin’ kinda old … Continue reading

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