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Dude and Dude: The Mural Of the Story

“Dammit, dude!” “Yeah? Good luck wit’ that.” “Huh?” “You goin’ inta tha war zone ta fix that dam the Russians busted in Ukraine? I ain’t!” “Yeah, you an’ ever’ otha card-carryin’ memba a tha Axis a Evil. Which means us, … Continue reading

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Amoeba’s Lorica: One Morning at Precinct HQ

“I noticed when I was talking to men, especially Latino men, about the feeling of pride, bringing money home, being able to support your family, the feeling of bringing security — they wanted to hear that someone understood that need. … Continue reading

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Amoeba’s Lorica: Fruits of the Season

One fine day at the local market … Grocer (entirely too cheerful): “Good morning, my man!” Amoeba (instantly wary): “G’mornin’, Hank. Yer awful chipper fer a wet ‘n’ rainy Monday mornin’.” G (unfazed): “And why shouldn’t I be, when I’ve got golden sunshine … Continue reading

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