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Dude and Dude: Water Pity

“Dude! Did you see those comments? I always thought you were weird, but I never thought we were scary!” “It was the leotard, dude. You’re not exactly Playgirl material, you know. The mere thought of you in tights would drive … Continue reading

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Dude and Dude: Keyboard Hero

“A leotard, dude?!?” “It’s my costume, dude. Or part of it anyway, I’m not finished with it yet.” “You’d better finish it soon, dude, before it finishes you. I’ve seen tourniquets that were looser.” “But, dude, I have to look … Continue reading

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Hummus A Tune

He: “Hey, this is good stuff. What is it?” She: “It’s hummus.” He: “No, love, speak boldly. I can’t understand you when you hum. What is this stuff?” She: “I told you. Hummus!” He: “Sweetheart, I’m overjoyed that you want … Continue reading

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