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Amoeba’s Lorica: One Fine Day At the Filling Station

Posted on January 15, 2021 by Amoeba

Attendant: “Good morning, sir.” Customer: “Yeah? Whaddaya want?” Attendant: “For you to be wearing your mask while you’re here.” Customer: “Argh. You sheeple should be whying these damned masks!” Attendant: “Ours not to reason why, sir. Ours but to do … Continue reading →

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He and She: Grocery Capsize

Posted on January 12, 2021 by Amoeba
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Dude and Dude: Twenty Twenty(hic!)-One

Posted on December 31, 2020 by Amoeba

“Um, dude?” “Um, whut?” “I just thoughta sumthin’.” “Jeez, dude. Couldn’t ya wait ‘least until noon ta start doin’ shots? Ya start now, won’t be nuthin’ left fer when tha ball drops, yeah?” “Ya sure we care, dude?” “Care ’bout … Continue reading →

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