Category Archives: satire

He and She: Labor Day

Posted on September 5, 2022 by Amoeba

He: “Propane.” She: “Not in favor.” He: “You don’t like windows?” She: “Of course not. They’re paneful.” He: “So would not being able to cook your dinner. So I have to go out soon, go to the store, and get propane.” She: … Continue reading →

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Screwtape the Third: Verse and Versity

Posted on August 14, 2022 by Amoeba

[…] uh, Wormsap?” ” … mmmuh-hmm …” “[ahem] Woormsap!” “[urp!] Y-y-yes, Master Screwtape?” “”Daffodils, Wormsap? Daffodils?!? You’ve been in my office for eons, with a perfectly good lava flow to view, and an infinity of viewing screens showing an infinite number and variety … Continue reading →

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Amoeba’s Lorica: Diabolical Lexicographer (Friend)

Posted on July 31, 2022 by Amoeba

FRIEND, n. Fiend, misspelled and misinterpreted, usually until well after it is too late. FRIENDSHIP: toxic contract in which it is agreed that one or more existential but personally inconvenient facts are to be ignored, nay actively denied, for the … Continue reading →

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