Category Archives: satire

Amoeba’s Lorica: Diabolical Lexicographer (Friend)

Posted on July 31, 2022 by Amoeba

FRIEND, n. Fiend, misspelled and misinterpreted, usually until well after it is too late. FRIENDSHIP: toxic contract in which it is agreed that one or more existential but personally inconvenient facts are to be ignored, nay actively denied, for the … Continue reading →

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Dude and Dude: Balancing Ack

Posted on July 9, 2022 by Amoeba

Dude walks into his pad one fine morning, after a stroll (where else) on the beach, to find &Dude sitting in a chair, when he expected him to be, er, somewhere else … “Dude! Wtf? What’re you doin’ here?” “I, … Continue reading →

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Amoeba’s Lorica: Service Lecture (Woe v Raid)

Posted on June 25, 2022 by Amoeba

Latest installment in a multi-part work of fiction, set in an indefinite future time. Standard disclaimers. Slowly, ever so slowly, Cynthia Stalwart Steadymind emerged from meditation. Slowly, lest a too-abrupt return to full consciousness undo the hoped-for gains from twenty … Continue reading →

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