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Amoeba’s Lorica: Rage Against the Caterpillars

PEONIA, ILLINOIS (API*): At a Zoom press conference today, hosted by University of Illinois Extension, representatives from the Milkweed Promotion and anti-HAte Team (MilkPHAT) described a pest plague that is devastating milkweeds, and decried the lack of human intervention against … Continue reading

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Kris an’ Murphy: High Reanxietability

Murphy: “Smokejumpers?” Kris: “What about ’em?” Murphy: :”They’re not back in the news, are they?!!” Kris: “Worried about losing your electricity again?” Murphy: “Kris, what part of ‘one crisis at a time’ do you not understand? We start getting wildfires on top of the … Continue reading

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Amoeba’s Lorica: Advice for Graduates

“First of all, good folks – I was going to say ‘ladies and gentlemen’, but I fear that about half of you would reject assignment to either of these, and if I listed all the identities that would be needed … Continue reading

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