Category Archives: humor

He and She: Fair Ferry Fare to the Fair

Posted on June 11, 2018 by Amoeba

She: “So, you’re in Seattle?” He: “Yeah. Business meeting. The things I gotta do to keep food in our fridge.” She: “Uh huh. And speaking of food, you’re going to have dinner in our favorite restaurant without me? No fair!” … Continue reading →

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He and She: Frog Wars

Posted on June 6, 2018 by Amoeba

Coqui! Coqui! She: “Hear that?” He: “Yep. Rain last night. A peeper tonight.” She: “A peeper? That’s all you heard?” He: “… whut?” She: “You didn’t hear the loud crash?” He: “Um, no …” She: “Or the screaming?” He: “Please … Continue reading →

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Dude and Dude: An’ That’s tha Truth

Posted on June 3, 2018 by Amoeba

“Sacked again?!?” “Shot down in flames, dude.” “Dude. Yer saposed ta wait ’til ya get home ta do shots!” “Y’c’ld just shot me now?” “Not callin’ ’em ’til ya tell me what happened, dude.” “They said I wuzn’t reliable, dude.” … Continue reading →

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