Tag Archives: Kailua Kona

Amoeba’s Lorica: In Kona Town

With apologies to Billy Joel. Auwe! We’re living here in Kona town, Where the mayor’s shut the airports down, Bruddahs sneaking out onto the beach, Some fishing moi, some drinking bleach. Eh, our aunties sang falsetto for pay, While our … Continue reading

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He and She: Fair Ferry Fare to the Fair

She: “So, you’re in Seattle?” He: “Yeah. Business meeting. The things I gotta do to keep food in our fridge.” She: “Uh huh. And speaking of food, you’re going to have dinner in our favorite restaurant without me? No fair!” … Continue reading

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